Three hundred per colorway. Then it is over.
The DON’T SUCK driver headcover already says what most golfers are thinking on the first tee. After Dark says it in neon.
Black quilted synthetic leather shell. Neon embroidery that is stitched, not printed, so it does not crack or peel after a season in a hot trunk. LIMITED EDITION stitched across the base — because this run does not come back.
Pick your colorway
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Hotwire Red — redline energy. Miami at 2am, everything moving a little too fast.
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Venom Green — the snake. Sharp, precise, and not especially friendly.
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Laser Blue — one clean electric line. Surgical.
Built to be used, not displayed
- Fits modern 460cc drivers — structured through the crown, snug enough to stay on through a cart ride
- Premium structured synthetic leather exterior in quilted black, with a soft interior lining that will not scuff the head
- Stitched neon embroidery in your colorway, white-free and unmistakable at 20 feet
- Wide enough at the mouth that you are not fighting it on the tee box while three people watch
What ships with it
Free 2nd Day Air, a DON’T SUCK koozie on the house, and it gets packed by hand rather than pulled off a warehouse shelf.
Why the number matters
This is a finite run: 300 units per colorway, 900 total, no restock. We do not re-open After Dark colorways. When a color hits zero, that is the end of it — which is the entire point of owning one.
If you want a premium driver headcover nobody else in your foursome is carrying, the window is exactly as wide as the inventory counter below.
