DON’T SUCK™ Golf Tees (50-Pack) — PureFlight™ Tech
Designed for Consistent Starts
Tee shots fall apart for dumb reasons: unstable tee height, inconsistent contact, and broken tees mid-round. These tees are built to make your setup repeatable so you can swing freely and get the same launch conditions more often.
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DON’T SUCK™ tees pair a stable 4-prong head with PureFlight™ low-contact geometry to help produce a cleaner launch and more consistent tee height over time. You get 50 tees plus a reusable pouch so they don’t end up scattered across your bag like loose change.
What You Get (Without the Hype)
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CONSISTENT SETUP: 4-prong head helps keep the ball stable at address and reduces random tee wobble.
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LOW-CONTACT GEOMETRY: PureFlight™ design reduces surface contact at impact for a cleaner strike.
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DURABLE REUSE: High-strength plastic designed to outlast wood tees round after round.
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ORGANIZED: Includes a reusable pouch so your tees stay accessible and not lost in the bag.
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GOOD GIFT ENERGY: It’s funny, but the performance intent is real.
Who These Are For
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Players chasing consistency: You want repeatable setup and predictable launch windows.
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Anyone tired of snapping wood tees: Less breakage, less reloading, less annoyance.
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Tournament + gifting: High perceived value without looking like cheap swag.
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Golfers who like a little attitude: “DON’T SUCK” is a vibe. Use responsibly.
How to Use PureFlight™ Tees
How to Use the DON’T SUCK™ PureFlight™ Tees
- Choose height: Set your normal driver height. Consistency beats “perfect.”
- Insert: Push into the turf until stable (don’t bury it).
- Swing: Focus on your strike. The tee’s job is to stop being a variable.
- Reuse: Pick it up and toss it back in the pouch.
Build the Full Setup
If you’re upgrading the start of the hole, upgrade the rest of the routine too.
FAQ
Are these tees “better” than wood tees?
If you value consistency and durability, yes. Plastic tees are designed for reuse and tend to hold their shape longer than wood tees that snap or deform.
What is PureFlight™ technology?
PureFlight™ refers to the tee-head geometry designed to reduce surface contact at impact, helping keep the tee from being the reason your launch changes from swing to swing.
Will the “DON’T SUCK” branding work for gifts or tournaments?
For most golfers, it lands as funny and memorable. If you’re gifting to a more formal crowd, consider pairing it with a towel or landing pad to balance the vibe.
Do these work with modern drivers?
Yes. They’re designed for repeated use with modern driver speeds and typical tee heights.