{"product_id":"dont-suck-golf-koozie","title":"Don't Suck Golf Koozie","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"background:#0B0D0B;color:#F5F7F5;border-radius:24px;padding:28px 22px;margin:8px 0 28px;box-shadow:0 18px 60px rgba(0,0,0,.28);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,'Segoe UI',sans-serif;line-height:1.55;overflow:hidden;\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:inline-block;font-size:12px;letter-spacing:.16em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#9FB8A0;border:1px solid rgba(159,184,160,.35);border-radius:999px;padding:7px 11px;margin-bottom:16px;\"\u003eDON'T SUCK™ COLLECTION\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0 0 12px;font-size:34px;line-height:1.05;letter-spacing:-.03em;color:#fff;\"\u003eKeep the drink cold.\u003cbr\u003eKeep the standards higher.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#C9CEC9;font-size:17px;max-width:760px;\"\u003eA blacked-out golf koozie with one job: make your beer look better while your scorecard does whatever it’s going to do. Built for the cart, the bag, the garage fridge, scrambles, tailgates, and the golfer who doesn’t need another boring golf accessory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:24px 0 0;padding:20px;border-radius:18px;background:linear-gradient(145deg,rgba(26,37,23,.95),rgba(11,13,11,.96));border:1px solid rgba(159,184,160,.18);\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:12px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#9FB8A0;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eThe verdict\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:700;color:#fff;line-height:1.3;\"\u003eSmall accessory. Big personality.\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:8px 0 0;color:#B9C0B9;\"\u003eThis is the easy add-on that turns a cold can into part of the setup. Collapsible, stashable, giftable, and unmistakably Aiming Fluid Golf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(150px,1fr));gap:12px;margin:18px 0 0;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background:#121512;border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.08);border-radius:16px;padding:16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:24px;margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003e01\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"display:block;color:#fff;\"\u003eCart Ready\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#9EA59E;font-size:14px;\"\u003eFits the round, the cooler, and the post-round parking-lot debrief.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background:#121512;border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.08);border-radius:16px;padding:16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:24px;margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003e02\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"display:block;color:#fff;\"\u003eBag Friendly\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#9EA59E;font-size:14px;\"\u003eCollapsible construction keeps it easy to stash without wasting space.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background:#121512;border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.08);border-radius:16px;padding:16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:24px;margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003e03\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"display:block;color:#fff;\"\u003eGiftable\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#9EA59E;font-size:14px;\"\u003eThe kind of under-$10 golf gift people actually use.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:26px 0 0;padding:22px;border-radius:18px;background:#111411;border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.07);\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:12px;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#9FB8A0;margin-bottom:14px;\"\u003eWhy it earns a spot in the bag\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr;gap:10px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:10px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#22C55E;font-weight:800;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#DDE2DD;\"\u003eBold DON'T SUCK™ design that looks like Aiming Fluid Golf, not generic tournament swag.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:10px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#22C55E;font-weight:800;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#DDE2DD;\"\u003eCollapsible can-cooler construction for easy storage.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:10px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#22C55E;font-weight:800;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#DDE2DD;\"\u003eBuilt for rounds, range sessions, scrambles, tailgates, parties, and gifting.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"display:flex;gap:10px;align-items:flex-start;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#22C55E;font-weight:800;\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#DDE2DD;\"\u003eAn easy impulse add-on without looking like an impulse product.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:26px 0 0;text-align:center;padding:26px 18px;border-radius:20px;background:radial-gradient(circle at 50% 0%,rgba(34,197,94,.12),transparent 60%),#0F120F;border:1px solid rgba(34,197,94,.18);\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:28px;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:-.02em;color:#fff;\"\u003eCold drink. Better attitude.\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px;color:#9FB8A0;margin-top:5px;\"\u003eDON'T SUCK.\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin:28px 0 0;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"font-size:22px;color:#fff;margin:0 0 14px;\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.10);padding:15px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#fff;\"\u003eIs this made for standard cans?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:5px 0 0;color:#AEB5AE;\"\u003eIt uses a classic collapsible can-cooler format designed for everyday canned drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.10);padding:15px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#fff;\"\u003eIs it easy to keep in a golf bag?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:5px 0 0;color:#AEB5AE;\"\u003eYes. The collapsible format stores flat, so it can live in a bag pocket or cooler without taking up much room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.10);padding:15px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color:#fff;\"\u003eIs it a good golf gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:5px 0 0;color:#AEB5AE;\"\u003eThat’s one of its best jobs: inexpensive enough for a stocking stuffer or add-on, but branded enough to feel intentional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:26px;display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:10px;justify-content:center;\"\u003e\n    \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dont-suck\" style=\"display:inline-block;text-decoration:none;background:#22C55E;color:#071007;font-weight:800;border-radius:999px;padding:12px 18px;\"\u003eSHOP DON'T SUCK™\u003c\/a\u003e\n    \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/our-golf-gear-testing-design-standards\" style=\"display:inline-block;text-decoration:none;background:#171B17;color:#F4F7F4;font-weight:700;border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.12);border-radius:999px;padding:12px 18px;\"\u003eOUR DESIGN STANDARDS\u003c\/a\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Aiming Fluid Golf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44796862464043,"sku":"AF-DS-KOOZIE-BLK","price":9.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/0830\/3915\/files\/dont-suck-golf-koozie-product-views_c8e11c8d-5b31-4af6-8674-8ef8b80363aa.png?v=1786985070","url":"https:\/\/www.aimingfluidgolf.com\/products\/dont-suck-golf-koozie","provider":"Aiming Fluid Golf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}